Fibbing only makes my life harder.
“I got up early but I got rushed!”
Okay, so…how did that make you late?
You let the puppy out?
Then why are there 99.9% certain signs
That you didn’t?
You didn’t even take him out of his kennel
Judging by the spilled but unchewed Uno cards
You got up early to spend time with me
But it didn’t work out?
Just doesn’t add up
I’ll see you in a week or two.